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If you could be anywhere but where you are....where would you be?
I'm not here, I'm really...
For all the times it’s not convenient or cost-effective or, dare we say, realistic, to get to St. Barth’s, The Golden Door, or in front of the paparazzi at Mann’s Chinese, Not Soap, Radio has created a group of products to alter your surroundings. After all, reality is in the eye of the beholder, so behold a better one!
body wash, body soufflé, dry oil perfume, solid fragrance.
Break away from the monotony with Not Soap, Radio’s I’m not here, I’m really… line of decadent body soufflés, polishes, solid fragrance and dry oil perfumes that whisk you away to your happy place—be it on the beach, at a spa, up in the mountains, at a premiere…You can be whomever, wherever, doing whatever you want, because reality is simply what you make of it.
EACH GROUP in the I’m not here, I’m really… collection includes FOUR PIECES:
| Moisturizing bath/shower gel $16 13.61 fl oz/402.5 ml bath/shower gel & hand wash too NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS |
Whipped body lotion $18 12.685 fl oz/375 ml a luxe & rich moisturizer infused with shea and cocoa butter/sunflower oil |
Just Glow dry oil perfume spray $15 4.1 fl oz/121 ml a cucumber and jojoba, extra-hydrating, silkening all-over fragrance (can be used as a room spray too) |
Solid parfum $15 .51 oz fl oz/15 g Be anywhere you’d like to be… and take these fragrances (FAA approved travel-size) anywhere you go. |
I’m not here, I'm really...walking the red carpet Fragrance: black currant leaf, black and red currant, bulgarian rose, jasmine |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...lounging poolside at a beachfront resort Fragrance: vanilla, coconut, pineapple, hibiscus tropical blossom, hint of gardenia |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
I'm not here, I'm really...at the spa Fragrance: lavender infused with apricot and a hint of eucalyptus, hyacinth, peony |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...meditating in a zen garden Fragrance: lotus flower, cooling greens, ginger, melon |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...at the country club Fragrance: Champagne sugar - lemon, bergamot, dew fruit, pineapple, hint of gardenia and jasmine |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...up at a mountain retreat Fragrance: rhubarb, wild spearmint, jasmine, lily of the valley, vanilla |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...on holiday in Tuscany Fragrance: tangerine, neroli, bergamot, lime, sweet tea |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
| I'm not here, I'm really...island hopping Fragrance: coconut, lemongrass, vanilla, verbena, musk |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |
I'm not here, I'm really...vacationing in a quaint seaside village Fragrance: nectarine blossom, honey, peach, black currant, green mandarin |
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| Body Wash $16.00 |
Body Souffle $18.00 |
Dry Oil Spray $16.00 |
Solid Parfum $15.00 |
Trio: Body Wash, Souffle & Spray $40.00 |